STOP CALLING PIZZA ANYTHING YOU SEE!

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Yes! I mean what I wrote here above.

Abroad, people call pizza every bloody piece of bread garnished with something. It’s not possible. Pizza is pizza. Pizza is not some flat bread with mac and cheese on top.


Pizza is not some bread with chicken and spaghetti! We don’t put a steak on pizza. Not even meatballs.


Pizza is not bread with ketchup or mayo. We don’t even put Alfredo on top, guess why? BECAUSE ALFREDO IS NOT ITALIAN!

Pizza is pizza. A proper pizza can’t have all these awful ingredients on top.
I’m sure that I could find somebody putting some dirty socks on some dough, calling it pizza.
The base is pizza dough, tomato and mozzarella (with some variations, but not the variations diffused abroad).

Careful!!! I wrote tomato and not marinara sauce. Marinara sauce is an invention of foreigners. You find bloody marinara anywhere.
Why don’t people find a different name for their bread garnished with crazy ingredients instead of calling it pizza? Or, if you don’t have fantasy and can’t find a proper name, call it bread with… or interpretation of pizza and stop writing: the most delicious pizza ever! IT’S NOT PIZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

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